Sunday, October 28, 2007

She Was So Blonde

She was so blonde…….. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She also swam two miles out from an island four miles from shore, got tired, turned around, and went back.

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