Sunday, October 28, 2007

She Was So Blonde

She was so blonde…….. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.


Admiring Our Own Work

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."


Saturday, October 20, 2007